(Source: weheartit.com, via scarymum)
Valentine’s Day.
On the same day every mid-February, we actually observe a Holiday devoted solely to expressing our love to a significant other in the form of going out to overpriced prix-fixe dinners, trading greeting cards, chocolate, flowers and jewelry, and probably having sex.
Society, you’ve lost your motherfucking mind.
Don’t forget it comes in the form of a creepy naked flying baby.
Sharing Time!: On flirting with a barista →
How to flirt with a barista:
“I’d like a tea, please,” you’ll say.
“In a pint glass or in a teacup?” she’ll ask.
“In a teacup,” you’ll say. “I’m a refined gentleman, after all.”
She will laugh.
“Make sure to stick your pinky out,” she’ll say.
FLIRT SUCCESSFUL
How not to flirt with a…
I should take notes.
This isn’t handmade - it was on regretsy and you can get it on alibaba.com for $19 cheaper.
Ideas are commodity. Execution of them is not.
- Michael Dell
For God’s sake, give me hope tumblr!!! Who was born before 1990?!!
wow. i feel really old. 1974.
1977 representing right here :)
1981
‘83.
‘87
I was born in 1990. But if y’all wanna be gross I was conceived in 89
1989. Conceived in ‘88 if we’re being gross like Dre.
I was conceived in 1985. Huh. I never really thought about it like that.
1982. Bout to hit 30. Working on my MILF status.
83 feeling older, myself.
(Source: itsnotfiftyitsfive0)
A snowball’s chance…
Lured by what he later found to be merely a decorative snowball, the tiny polar bear found himself in the hostile terrain of Throw Pillow Land.
Make your team feel respected, empowered, and genuinely excited about the company’s mission.
- Tim Westergren
Yes.
I wanna look like this, but then I imagine dressing up for work and it looks awkward in my head.
(via be-bop-a-lu-la)
moving day
I’m moving on the 15th. This is going to be the first time I’ve lived alone — I’m pretty excited.
This is what I have:
- Kitchen stuff up the hoo-haa. Seriously. More Le Crueset than one could ever hope for.
- Queen Bed
- Awesome new bedding
- Side table from west elm
- 4 x 6 rug. I still wish I had bigger one
- Grellow chair from CB2
- White dresser from west elm
- Random night stands from youth (still awesome)
- Kitchen table from CB2
- Dining chairs from target
- Lamps galore
- Couch from friend. I want to save up for an awesome one from Room & Board
- Bookshelves from west elm and ikea
- Tons of art to hang
- Desk from west elm
- blu dot chair
- dyson
I think that’s everything. Now I just have to pack :/
